Why may we doubt the existence of the Giants' Causeway? There are so many sham-rocks in Ireland, this may be one of them.
What is the difference between a certain part of Africa and the shade of Hamlet's father stalking in winter? One is the Gold Coast, the other the cold ghost.
Why is love like the Erie Canal? It's an internal transport.
Why is New York City like a flash light? It has a Battery.
When is a tourist in Ireland like a donkey? When he is going to Bray.
Why is a nabob like a beggar? He is an India gent (indigent).
Why is wit like a Chinese lady's foot? Because brevity is the sole (soul) of it.
What is a man like who is in the middle of the Thames and can't swim? Like to be drowned.
Why is the Hudson River like a shoe? Because it is a great place for tows (toes).
Why is a pleasure trip to Egypt fit only for very old gentlemen? Because it is a see-Nile (senile) thing to do.