When does a blacksmith make a row in the alphabet? When he makes a poke-R and shove-L.
What did the old woman say when she looked into the empty flour barrel? O I C U R M T.
Why did Noah object to the letter D? Because it made the ark dark.
Why are stars like an old barn? Because there are r, a, t, s in both.
What are the worst letters of recommendation? I O U.
Why is the letter D like a sailor? It follows the C (sea).
If I were in the sun and you out of it, what would the sun become? Sin.
I am neither flesh, fish, nor fowl, yet I frequently stand upon one leg; if you behead me I stand upon two; if you again decapitate me I stand upon four. I shall think you are related to me if you do not now recognize me. Glass—lass—ass.
Three letters three rivers proclaim. Ex, Wye, Dee.
Three letters an ode give to fame. L E G (elegy).
Three letters an attribute name. N R G (energy).
Three letters a compliment claim. U X L (You excel).
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of every end,
The end of every race. Letter E.