Why is a short negro like a white man? Because he is not at all black (not a tall black).
Why are bells the most obedient of inanimate things? Because they make a noise whenever they are told (tolled).
Why is the most discontented man the most easily satisfied? Nothing satisfies him.
Why are ripe potatoes in the ground like thieves? They ought to be taken up.
Why is it unjust to blame cabmen for cheating us? We call them to take us in.
Why are weary people like carriage wheels? Because they are tired.
Why does a tall man eat less than a short man? Because he makes a little go a long way.
What is the dryest subject? The mummy.
When are candles and women most alike? When sputtering.
Why are confectioners so much sought for? Because they serve kisses.