What is the difference between a correspondent and a corespondent? One is a man who does write (right), and the other a man who does wrong.
What kind of servants are best for hotels? The inn-experienced.
What sort of a day would be a good one to run for a cup? A muggy one.
Why are sugar-plums like racehorses? Because the more you lick them the faster they go.
Why ought a greedy man to wear a plaid waistcoat? To keep a check on his stomach.
When a church is burning, what is the only part that runs no chance of being saved? The organ, because the engine can't play upon it.
When are sheep stationery? When turned into pens, and into paper when folded.
What key in music will make a good officer? A Sharp Major.
What is the key-note to good manners? B Natural.
In what key should a declaration of love be made? Be mine, ah! (B Minor).