The look that he gave me—it made me think;

And I thought of a plan as quick as wink

And I says, “Feller-citizens, ladies and gents,

I guess that we’ve each of us got a few cents,

And we’ll club together and have a show,

And charge a price, not high nor low;

And we’ll raise the money, right here and now,

That’ll buy Jack back by to-morrow—that’s how!

Tony, the Eyetalian boy, he’ll sing;

And Patsy McGovern’ll do his handspring;