Yet of all bibulous compoundings,

Extracts or brewings, mixed or clear,

The best, in substance and surroundings,

For frequent use, is Lager Bier.

Karl Schæffer is a stalwart brewer,

Who has above his vaults a hall,

Where—fresh-tapped, foaming, cool, and pure—

He serves the nectar out to all.

Tom Harland, have you any money?

Why, then, we’ll leave this hemisphere,