Nicholas Jasper, Ph.D.
THE LITERARY ZOO
THE LITERARY ZOO
"The idea is not exactly original," I complained.
"Perhaps not," Mr. Gooch replied, "at least, perhaps it isn't wholly original in a general sense. Still, disregarding what private collectors may have done, I am sure this is the first public library to establish a literary-zoölogical annex on so extensive a scale. We aim at nothing less than completeness."
"Oh! that is what you call it—a literary-zoölogical annex? I thought I had heard it called a literary zoo."
"We think the other name a little more dignified. That is what it will be termed on the invitations. Let me see; I believe I sent you an advance invitation? They are not to be issued till next Monday."