New York
Dodge Publishing Company
220 East 23rd Street
Copyright, 1903, by
Edmund Vance Cooke
Copyright, 1907, by
Dodge Publishing Company


A PRE-IMPERTINENCE.

Anticipating the intelligent critic of "Impertinent Poems," it may well be remarked that the chief impertinence is in calling them poems. Be that as it may, the editors and publishers of "The Saturday Evening Post," "Success" and "Ainslee's," and, in a lesser degree, "Metropolitan," "Independent," "Booklovers'" and "New York Herald" share with the author the reproach of first promoting their publicity. That they are now willing to further reduce their share of the burden by dividing it with the present publishers entitles them to the thanks of the author and the gratitude of the book-buying public.

E. V. C.


INDEX.

PAGE
Are You You? [59]
Better [83]
Between Two Thieves [71]
Blood is Red [33]
Bubble-Flies, The [61]
Choice, The [68]
Conscience Pianissimo [47]
Conservative, The [40]
Critics, The [89]
Dead Men's Dust [11]
Desire [99]
Diagnosis [35]
Dilettant, The [38]
Distance and Disenchantment [77]
Don't Take Your Troubles to Bed [22]
Don't You? [16]
Eternal Everyday, The [21]
Failure [23]
Familiarity Breeds Contempt [95]
Family Resemblance [79]
First Person Singular, The [66]
Forget What the Other Man Hath [85]
Get Next [57]
Good [24]
Grill, The [30]
How Did You Die? [103]
Humbler Heroes [45]
Hush [41]
In Nineteen Hundred and Now [14]
Island, The [43]
Let's Be Glad We're Living [26]
Move [55]
Need [81]
Pass [51]
Plug [92]
Price, The [60]
Publicity [53]
Qualified [63]
Saving Clause, The [70]
Song of Rest, A [97]
Spectator, The [73]
Spread Out [37]
Squealer, The [75]
Success [28]
There Is, Oh, So Much [101]
Vision, The [32]
What Are You Doing? [65]
What Sort Are You? [87]
Whet, The [86]
World Runs On, The [49]
You Too [18]