Phineas: Great Grunion! Did they get much?
Clem: Stole all the pearls and a million dollars in gold fish.
Phineas: Phew! That’s a lot of fish! What’s the Sheriff doing?
Clem: Oh, he’s floundering around.
Phineas: Clem, go tell him we’ll help solve this case.
Clem: O.K. (CLEM leaves, PHINEAS begins singing “I’m An Old Cow Hand,” but is violently bumped as the SHERIFF enters LEFT.)
Phineas: Hey, Sam, did you do that on porpoise?
Sheriff: Sorry, Finny. I haven’t been so excited since my dogfish had guppies.
Phineas: Clem told me about the robbery. Have you found the varmints yet?
Sheriff: Nope. They left a red herring on the trail.