“Nothing. It got scratched,� he mumbled, glancing at his father.

But Mr. Osborne was not thinking of the garden; he was about to present to his family an amazing piece of news. He prepared for it by an impressive “Ahem!� with his eyes fixed on Black Mayo.

“A client came to my office to-day,� he said solemnly.

“Really, Mayo!� exclaimed his wife.

“What is a client?� asked Sweet William.

“Who disturbed the hoary dust of your sanctum?� asked Black Mayo.

“Well may you inquire!� said the Village lawyer. “You are responsible for his coming.�

“I?� There was a look of blank astonishment, followed by a peal of laughter. “You don’t mean to say that scoundrel Smith—�

“Yes. He wants to take action against you for assault and battery.�

“What is a client?� Sweet William asked again.