SLUT

Lest you know me not in this disguise

I tell you I am SLUT, and I tell you no lies.

My face and my hands are clean and neat;

Fresh is my frock, trim are my feet.

But I assure you you are not wrong

To think that so tidy I shall not be for long.

And if the story you wish from me,

I will tell you how this came to be:

Dull was the day and tedious my book;