“I know of one who belongs to my club.”
“You belong to a club! What is the name of it?”
“The U. T. L. Club.”
“U. T. L.! What does that mean?”
“It is Miss Bertha Barry’s notion, sir,” explained Aunt Stanshy, with an air that was somewhat critical. Then she had noticed, or fancied that she had detected, that Mr. Walton, who was single, rather liked Miss Bertha and her ideas. He did not seem to notice Aunt Stanshy’s tone, but remarked,
“U. T. L.! That means ‘Up Too Late!’”
“Ha, ha, guess again,” replied the delighted Charlie.
“Useful To Learn!”
“No sir.”
“Up With The Lark!”