The wound it seem’d both sore and sad

To every Christian eye;

And while they swore the dog was mad,

They swore the man would die.

But soon a wonder came to light,

That showed the rogues they lied:

The man recover’d of the bite,

The dog it was that died.

Goldsmith, Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog

(3) Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,