Regarded not this foul disease;

Or if he did, ’tis plain that he

Could not invent a remedy.

Oh! would he had devised a plan

To extirpate the gout from man:

Much praise would then ascend to Heaven

For all the comfort he had given.

But if man must for e’er endure

(For lack of any kingly cure)

To the world’s end this evil thing,