"She tousant get tead."
"Where is she then?"
"For why does you ask?"
"Well, you see, marm," replied the somewhat puzzled acting warrant-officer, "I knows a great friend of hers named Jerry Thompson, and he has axed me to look her up, and tell her all about him."
"No, you tousant know Sherry Thompson. He's tead, and his drue love marry ein odder man," observed the obese lady in a dreamy sort of manner.
"Well, never mind about his being dead; I wants to see his old friend, so please mum, I'd thank ye kindly if you'll give me her directions."
"I'm vas Wallburg Pferdscreptern, but vas marry to Captain Schwartz."
"You—Wall—bug?"
"Yaw, I'm vas her."