[a] [b] [c] [d] [e] [f] [g] [h] [i] [j] [k] [l] [m] [n] [o] [p] [q] [r] [s] [t] [u] [v] [w] [x] [y] [z]

A

A was an ant
Who seldom stood still,
And who made a nice house
In the side of a hill.

a

Nice little ant!

B

B was a book
With a binding of blue,
And pictures and stories
For me and for you.

b

Nice little book!

C

C was a cat
Who ran after a rat;
But his courage did fail
When she seized on his tail.

c

Crafty old cat!

D

D was a duck
With spots on his back,
Who lived in the water,
And always said "Quack!"

d

Dear little duck!

E

E was an elephant,
Stately and wise:
He had tusks and a trunk,
And two queer little eyes.

e

Oh, what funny small eyes!

F

F was a fish
Who was caught in a net;
But he got out again,
And is quite alive yet.

f

Lively young fish!

G

G was a goat
Who was spotted with brown:
When he did not lie still
He walked up and down.

g

Good little goat!

H

H was a hat
Which was all on one side;
Its crown was too high,
And its brim was too wide.

h

Oh, what a hat!

I

I was some ice
So white and so nice,
But which nobody tasted;
And so it was wasted.

i

All that good ice!

J

J was a jackdaw
Who hopped up and down
In the principal street
Of a neighboring town.

j

All through the town!

K

K was a kite
Which flew out of sight,
Above houses so high,
Quite into the sky.

k

Fly away, kite!

L

L was a light
Which burned all the night,
And lighted the gloom
Of a very dark room.

l

Useful nice light!

M

M was a mill
Which stood on a hill,
And turned round and round
With a loud hummy sound.

m

Useful old mill!

N

N was a net
Which was thrown in the sea
To catch fish for dinner
For you and for me.

n

Nice little net!

O

O was an orange
So yellow and round:
When it fell off the tree,
It fell down to the ground.

o

Down to the ground!

P

P was a pig,
Who was not very big;
But his tail was too curly,
And that made him surly.

p

Cross little pig!

Q

Q was a quail
With a very short tail;
And he fed upon corn
In the evening and morn.

q

Quaint little quail!

R

R was a rabbit,
Who had a bad habit
Of eating the flowers
In gardens and bowers.

r

Naughty fat rabbit!

S

S was the sugar-tongs,
Nippity-nee,
To take up the sugar
To put in our tea.

s

Nippity-nee!

T

T was a tortoise,
All yellow and black:
He walked slowly away,
And he never came back.

t

Torty never came back!

U

U was an urn
All polished and bright,
And full of hot water
At noon and at night.

u

Useful old urn!

V

V was a villa
Which stood on a hill,
By the side of a river,
And close to a mill.

v

Nice little villa!

W

W was a whale
With a very long tail,
Whose movements were frantic
Across the Atlantic.

w

Monstrous old whale!

X

X was King Xerxes,
Who, more than all Turks, is
Renowned for his fashion
Of fury and passion.

x

Angry old Xerxes!

Y

Y was a yew,
Which flourished and grew
By a quiet abode
Near the side of a road.

y

Dark little yew!

Z

Z was some zinc,
So shiny and bright,
Which caused you to wink
In the sun's merry light.

z

Beautiful zinc!

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A


a

A was once an apple-pie,
Pidy,Widy,Tidy,Pidy,Nice insidy,Apple-pie!

B

b

B was once a little bear,
Beary,Wary,Hairy,Beary,Taky cary,Little bear!

C

c

C was once a little cake,
Caky,Baky,Maky,Caky,Taky caky,Little cake!

D

d

D was once a little doll,
Dolly,Molly,Polly,Nolly,Nursy dolly,Little doll!

E

e

E was once a little eel,
Eely,Weely,Peely,Eely,Twirly, tweely,Little eel!

F

f

F was once a little fish,
Fishy,Wishy,Squishy,Fishy,In a dishy,Little fish!

G

g

G was once a little goose,
Goosy,Moosy,Boosey,Goosey,Waddly-woosy,Little goose!

H

h

H was once a little hen,
Henny,Chenny,Tenny,Henny.Eggsy-any,Little hen?

I

i

I was once a bottle of ink
Inky,Dinky,Thinky,Inky,Blacky minky,Bottle of ink!

J

j

J was once a jar of jam,
Jammy,Mammy,Clammy,Jammy,Sweety, swammy,Jar of jam!

K

k

K was once a little kite,
Kity,Whity,Flighty,Kity,Out of sighty,Little kite!

L

l

L was once a little lark,
Larky,Marky,Harky,Larky,In the parky,Little lark!

M

m

M was once a little mouse,
Mousy,Bousy,Sousy,Mousy,In the housy,Little mouse!

N

n

N was once a little needle,
Needly,Tweedly,Threedly,Needly,Wisky, wheedly,Little needle!

O

o

O was once a little owl,
Owly,Prowly,Howly,Owly,Browny fowly,Little owl!

P

p

P was once a little pump,
Pumpy,Slumpy,Flumpy,Pumpy,Dumpy, thumpy,Little pump!

Q

q

Q was once a little quail,
Quaily,Faily,Daily,Quaily,Stumpy-taily,Little quail!

R

r

R was once a little rose,
Rosy,Posy,Nosy,Rosy,Blows-y, grows-y,Little rose!

S

s

S was once a little shrimp, Shrimpy,Nimpy,Flimpy,Shrimpy.Jumpy, jimpy,Little shrimp!

T

t

T was once a little thrush,
Thrushy,Hushy,Bushy,Thrushy,Flitty, flushy,Little thrush!

U

u

U was once a little urn,
Urny,Burny,Turny,Urny,Bubbly, burny,Little urn!

V

v

V was once a little vine,
Viny,Winy,Twiny,Viny,Twisty-twiny,Little vine!

W

w

W was once a whale,
Whaly,Scaly,Shaly,Whaly,Tumbly-taily,Mighty whale!

X

x

X was once a great king Xerxes,
Xerxy,Perxy,Turxy,Xerxy,Linxy, lurxy,Great King Xerxes!

Y

y

Y was once a little yew,
Yewdy,Fewdy,Crudy,Yewdy,Growdy, grewdy,Little yew!

Z

z

Z was once a piece of zinc,
Tinky,Winky,Blinky,Tinky,Tinkly minky,Piece of zinc!

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A

A was an ape,
Who stole some white tape,
And tied up his toes
In four beautiful bows.

a!

Funny old Ape!

B

B was a bat,
Who slept all the day,
And fluttered about
When the sun went away.

b!

Brown little bat!

C

C was a camel:
You rode on his hump;
And if you fell off,
You came down such a bump!

c!

What a high camel!

D

D was a dove,
Who lived in a wood,
With such pretty soft wings,
And so gentle and good!

d!

Dear little Dove!

E

E was an eagle,
Who sat on the rocks,
And looked down on the fields
And the-far-away flocks.

e!

Beautiful eagle!

F

F was a fan
Made of beautiful stuff;
And when it was used,
It went puffy-puff-puff!

f!

Nice little fan.

G

G was a gooseberry,
Perfectly red;
To be made into jam,
And eaten with bread.

g!

Gooseberry red!

H

H was a heron,
Who stood in a stream:
The length of his neck
And his legs was extreme.

h!

Long-legged Heron!

I

I was an inkstand,
Which stood on a table,
With a nice pen to write with
When we are able.

i!

Neat little inkstand!

J

J was a jug,
So pretty and white,
With fresh water in it
At morning and night.

j!

Nice little jug!

K

K was a kingfisher:
Quickly he flew,
So bright and so pretty!—
Green, purple, and blue.

k!

Kingfisher, blue!

L

L was a lily,
So white and so sweet!
To see it and smell it
Was quite a nice treat.

l!

Beautiful Lily!

M

M was a man,
Who walked round and round;
And he wore a long coat
That came down to the ground.

m!

Funny old Man!

N

N was a nut
So smooth and so brown!
And when it was ripe,
It fell tumble-dum-down.

n!

Nice little Nut!

O

O was an oyster,
Who lived in his shell:
If you let him alone,
He felt perfectly well.

o!

Open-mouthed oyster!

P

P was a polly,
All red, blue, and green,—
The most beautiful polly
That ever was seen.

p!

Poor little Polly!

Q

Q was a quill
Made into a pen;
But I do not know where,
And I cannot say when.

q!

Nice little Quill!

R

R was a rattlesnake,
Rolled up so tight,
Those who saw him ran quickly,
For fear he should bite.

r!

Rattlesnake bite!

S

S was a screw
To screw down a box;
And then it was fastened
Without any locks.

s!

Valuable screw!

T

T was a thimble,
Of silver so bright!
When placed on the finger,
It fitted so tight!

t!

Nice little thimble!

U

U was an upper-coat,
Woolly and warm,
To wear over all
In the snow or the storm.

u!

What a nice upper-coat!

V

V was a veil
With a border upon it,
And a ribbon to tie it
All round a pink bonnet.

v!

Pretty green Veil!

W

W was a watch,
Where, in letters of gold,
The hour of the day
You might always behold.

w!

Beautiful watch!

X

X was King Xerxes,
Who wore on his head A mighty large turban,
Green, yellow, and red.

x!

Look at King Xerxes!

Y

Y was a yak,
From the land of Thibet:
Except his white tail,
He was all black as jet.

y!

Look at the Yak!

Z

Z was a zebra,
All striped white and black;
And if he were tame,
You might ride on his back.

z!

Pretty striped Zebra!

More Nonsense
Pictures, Rhymes, Botany, etc. By Edward Lear. 1894 Originally published 1872
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