In a weird and wicked way,

And he swore that Macaroni

Must forswear the light of day.

Thus he mixed a potent poison

In a glass of ruby wine—

Yes, I’ll light one more perfecto—

Gad, I think the earth is mine!

One more little sip of cognac?

Thanks, I cannot say thee nay;

Well—where was I? Oh, Spaghetti