Most “cocktails” come under the heading of {151} “Short Drinks,” and will be found duly scheduled, farther on. Here, however, is a long ’un.

Saratoga Cocktail.

Put into a large tumbler twenty drops of pine-apple syrup, twelve of Angostura bitters, twenty of maraschino, and a wine-glass of old brandy; nearly fill the glass with pounded ice, and mix well. Add two or three strawberries and a shred of thin lemon-peel, and top up with champagne.

Arctic Regions.

Large tumbler. Quarter of a pint of milk, wine-glass of sherry, and liqueur-glass of old brandy. Fill up with pounded ice, and sweeten to taste. Shake well, dust with cinnamon, and suck through a straw.

Brandy-and-Soda.

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Pshaw! What am I thinking about? This con­coction is also known in America as “Stone Wall” (Why?), and used to be known in Her Majesty’s dominions in Asia as a “Peg”—simply because every dose swallowed was said to represent a peg in the coffin being man­u­fac­tured for the swallower. It is unneces­sary to give any recipe for this mixture, the proportion of the ingredients varying with the inclination, disposition, indis­po­si­tion, state of health, or pocket, of the swallower. But above all let your ingredients be of the best. There is only one thing worse {152} than bad brandy, and that is bad soda-water. Avoid the cheap stuff with the little glass stoppers, as you would the tipstaff.

Brandy Daisy.