The Tree
This pickturesk Creature moves about on the boards in the most undewlating graceful manner and likes to have a skillful lime-lite man who can follow him about and squirt it nicely all over his expreshun. He has built himself a gorgeous theertre called her magesty's because she dosnt never go near it. He is awfull good at maykupps. He likes to have no end of collums all about him. The Tadd has folded all his linen for him so nice that he looks just like a real Roman figure. What a washing-bill he must have with all those toegers and forums and things.
The Lorryit
No 46.
(Mr. Alfred Austin.)
I meant to have drorn him trying to get over a very rustick stile he's got but I quite forgot. It dosnt matter does it.