Oom Paul, first Earl of Krugersdorp.
Arms / quarterly / i two British cage-birds still vulning themselves on a ground of excessive patriotism / ij a pair of scales-of-justice patent controllable and adjustable at will proper / iij a lion in cachinnation roaring over a boar charging to absurdity for moral and intellectual damage / iiij a dog's-eared 'hym-bok' bound in veldt with covert designs. Crest / a reform tortoise of the rand emergent couped at the neck proper disarmed and voided of assets. Supporters / dexter, a burgher rampant in piety armed to the teeth / sinister, an antique dopper also in piety habited proper in broadcloth home-made and moth-eaten to the last / both singing in unison falsette the indermiddel from 'simplicita rusticana.' Second Motto / 'Who said Rhodes?'
Viscount Gatti of the Strand.
Arms / quarterly / i argent a cruet charged extra / ij a magnum or tres sec / iij six native oyster-shells all passable / iiij a cotelette de mouton charged twice over. Crest / i a waiter passant charged with a salver argent, sinister arm a serviette / ij a demi-customer rampant holding in the sinister hand a parapluie vert. Supporters / two jeunesses dorees flippant regally gorged or.