When some home joke has stung their solemn souls,

In vengeance they determine to be fools;

Through spleen, that little nature gave, make less,

Quite zealous in the way of heaviness;

To lumps inanimate a fondness take;

And disinherit sons that are awake.

These, when their utmost venom they would spit,

Most barbarously tell you—"He's a wit."

Poor negroes, thus, to show their burning spite

To cacodemons, say, they're dev'lish white.