But if, by chance, an ill-adapted word

Drops from the lip of her unwary lord,

Her darling china, in a whirlwind sent,

Just intimates the lady's discontent.

Wine may indeed excite the meekest dame;

But keen Xantippe, scorning borrow'd flame,

Can vent her thunders, and her lightnings play,

O'er cooling gruel, and composing tea:

Nor rests by night, but, more sincere than nice,

She shakes the curtains with her kind advice: