And arrant contradictions are the same.

Her lover must be sad, to please her spleen;

His mirth is an inexpiable sin:

For of all rivals that can pain her breast,

There's one, that wounds far deeper than the rest;

To wreck her quiet, the most dreadful shelf

Is if her lover dares enjoy himself.

And this, because she's exquisitely fair:

Should I dispute her beauty, how she'd stare!

How would Melania be surpris'd to hear