Trust no soul with the secret—but his wife.

Wives wonder that their conduct I condemn,

And ask, what kindred is a spouse to them?

What swarms of am'rous grandmothers I see!

And misses, ancient in iniquity?

What blasting whispers, and what loud declaiming!

What lying, drinking, bawding, swearing, gaming!

Friendship so cold, such warm incontinence;

Such griping av'rice, such profuse expense;

Such dead devotion, such a zeal for crimes;