So fare the men, who writers dare commence

Without their patent, probity, and sense.

From these, their politics our quidnuncs seek,

And Saturday's the learning of the week:

These labouring wits, like paviours, mend our ways,

With heavy, huge, repeated, flat essays;

Ram their coarse nonsense down, though ne'er so dull;

And hem at every thump upon your skull:

These staunch bred writing hounds begin the cry,

And honest folly echoes to the lie.