Whene'er I read about this war-time pelf

It makes me sick: I can't contain myself!

The profits on the die-stuffs sent to France

Make Croesus' wealth a trifling circumstance;

And what the Farmers get for mules and wheat

Makes fortunes hitherto quite obsolete.

In by-gone days the Bards were praised and pensioned

Who now are at the Front—and rarely mentioned:

And all these hardships they endure while men

Who write big checks, thus scandalize the pen.