Who sawed the bridge and pulled the props away?"

"My Son, I swear by all the periscopes

And Zeppelins to which I pin my hopes;

By all the Ocean Sharks and Bats a-sky,

By Gott-in-Himmel! As I hope to die,

I'm not to blame! I didn't use the spurs,

Or try to overwork Geographers!

I fought for Peace, and ne'er defiance hurled,

Altho' the Fatherland should rule the world.

But here's the truth: a secret I'll disclose!