The conquest of the Earth and Seas and Skies:

But, Shades of Bismarck! that, you understand

Might prove a strain upon the Fatherland.

And so I kept the Peace, but thought about

The many martial plans we figured out;

And how the cost of my Frontier Defences

Compared with his proposed campaign expenses.

You see, Mein Heir, this man was full of guile

And caused the War: this Bey of Oyster Isle.

He hypnotized me: put it in my mind