And two soles toward Heav'n were lifted as the bulldog grabbed his pants.

[ADAM'S ALE]

Come, Comrades, gather 'round the festal board

And quaff the sparkling Water from the gourd!

This is the drink that Adam's Tribe imbibed

Before the Wines of Gath were diatribed.

(Methinks some other brand was drunk by Cain

The day that Abel ruthlessly was slain.)

And won, against all other potions there,