We hope he's very snug, and know he's tight.

Above the clouds I sojourn now,

The twinkling stars between,

Because I tried to figure how

To cook with gasolene.

I'm dead all right, but not quite all right dead,

For schemes of vengeance hurtle thru my head;

My wife eloped, a cheating chicken she;

Forsook her nest, and then flew back to me

With all her brood: I love her as I useter