When I watched, with joy sublime,

What the generous Cow was giving

At the Bulging Udder Time.

Later on, when we grew older,

Father gave us each a dime—

Me and Bill—to milk and hold her,

At the Bulging Udder Time:

But, alas! we came to grieving:

Bill was kicked and smeared with grime,

And the Cow boo-booed on leaving—