But quite another part this Cæsar played,

The part of Arson in red robes arrayed.

He watched the fire, in all its flares and phases,

Quite unconcerned, but fiddled on like blazes.

But Nero didn't finish what he started

Because, while Rome still burned, his E string parted.

Tho Julius Cæsar's Wars our lives inspire

This Cæsar wouldn't even fight a fire;

Nor would he lead the Roman Legions, tho

He was reputed skillful with the bow;