The oldtime Reader taught us self-reliance

(But this refers to school-days—not to Science!)

And pointed out, in no uncertain style,

Examples we should follow or revile.

Old Rover, for example, was to me

The highest standard of true loyalty.

He used to hang around the playground gate

And there for Bones, his Master, sit and wait,

Though Bones, poor dunce, each day when school was over,

Was kept and spanked, but waited still old Rover.