And so, a rover still, thus doomed to flea

Far from his home and consanguinity;

But, cast adrift in sinking bark, O, Setter!

Than wienerwursts or sausages is better!

There was a time when Henry Clay awoke

To see his fame and name go up in smoke.

His reputation only went this far,

That he was featured as a choice cigar.

Before that day, when his renown was ripe,

He also was distinguished as a pipe.