I wouldn't give a Fillip for your crown."

And added, "Nay, I wouldn't give a sou!

There's just one Philip, but sixteen of you!"

He had no fear, you see, of raining Kings,

And, with umbrella raised, enjoyed his flings.

Such pointed puns disfavor oft beget,

But Louis laughed and so did Lafayette.

Tho galley slave, like creatures of his type,

He broke his chains, when Freedom's plans were ripe,

And put the U. S. A. upon the chart,