Said Crook (a patent skin all right,
But all the "hair" was out of sight).
Excelsior!
And so Crook sold the lounge or couch
To some poor Boob with gold-filled pouch;
And also sold an easy chair
(The Easy Mark was stuffed for fair.)
Excelsior!
And thus he plied his artful trade
(A better Craftsman ne'er was made)