"I get my hair by camel-train":
But all his "hair" was cut in Maine—
Excelsior!
And then a fire occurred at length
To bolster Crook's financial strength:
The glue that mocked the incensed air
Mistaken was for burning hair;
Excelsior!
Beware the pine-tree's fibrous heart!
But this gave Crook his fiscal start,