Tho critics flay me and the censors sneer,

'Twere better so, than praises on my bier.

And so we walk life's slender rope till, bing!

We slip and fall or someone cuts the string.

Ambition lures us, but the pinkest peach

Is always just beyond us, out of reach:

And when, at last, we think we are in line

To cross the threshold, lo! the Full House sign.

We never quite obtain the golden urn

Tho rainbows beckon every way we turn.