And call it simple, old-time belly-ache,

Charging a trifling fee to cure the pain?

Ah, no! those days will not return again!

No more, alas! will green-fruit cramps delight us,

For colic now is styled appendicitis.

By leaps and bounds have grown the "trifling fees";

"Five hundred!" now, succeeds "One Dollar, please!"

And germs, in league with doctors, have their station

At vital points to force inoculation,

So that our Systems pay a pretty price