But what do I care? I have mended my ways,

So I rush from the Store

And hasten back home where the Little One plays

On the ruggèd hall floor,

And pick him up quick (O, how pretty he looks!)

Without shutting the door;

So anxious I am to caress little Snooks.

The chafing-dish chafes and the Joy-car is sore;

We have given them up!

The Two-step and Bridge are tabooed evermore;