We hear the tongues of wise men say:

"You go way back

And then sit down."

AT THE TELEPHONE.

Ting-ling—"South, please, 1085;

Why hello, Jim—Oh, Saints alive!

It's south, I told you—hello; no,

I said once that I could not go.

"Say, can you meet me there tonight?

Confound it, Jim, you must be tight.