And swore that "By Gad,

The fellow shall never Havana!"

But the couple eloped to Caracas,

Where the Germans kicked up such a fracas;

And he said to his wife,

"You can bet your sweet life

That papa dear never will track us."

MODERN MAUD MULLER.

Maud Muller on a summer's day,

Raked the meadows, sweet with hay.