For he is perfumed, sweet and mild,

That's just his kind, my dearest child.

One should never strike a Sissy,

He is too lady-like and prissy.

You do not need to use your fist

But merely slap him on the wrist,

And if this will not make him budge,

Then glare at him and say "Oh Fudge!"

The Sissy sports a pink cravat

And often wears a high silk hat;