O, Death, where is thy sting?

IF I WERE CITY EDITOR.

(After Ben King, Dedicated to E. Jesse Conway.)

If I were City Editor

And you should come to my cold desk and choke,

And say, "Old man I'm actually dead broke."

I say, if I were City Editor,

And you should come in deepest grief and woe

And say, "Oh Lordy let me have the dough,"

I might arise with slow and solemn wink