Do many things which members of a play-ground never ought.
I know a school, not many hundred miles from here,
Where practices prevail which at the least are queer.
For instance, I have sometimes heard a boy declare,
With all the bombast of a champion’s air,
That he was best man in the school; and he would prove his right
By calling any trembling unfledged urchin out to fight;
Now fighting, gentlemen, is not to be applauded, and I say
That he’s the better man who does not fight, but runs away.
(Opposition, Nay!)