I rise in some surprise, to tell my noble friend,

Who brought his speech to such a cheery end,

That however much he is inclined to tax his mind,

Great faults in play-ground practices to find,

I have no hesitation, er—hem! in declaring,

That while in some degree his feeling sharing,

I cannot be in ignorance of the fact how much he lacked

A forcible expression of his views, and, did I chose,

I think I should be justified in saying

He made foul statements on fair playing.