There is no Initiation Fee.
There is no compulsion to join.
They are American Citizens!
So Are We!
The Tightwad Merchant may not be Dishonest. But—
The Public Must Judge—Calmly.
Look for the Ultimate Sandwich in all signs!
American Society of Sandwich Artists.
H. R.,
Sec.
WE NEVER SOLICIT SUBSCRIPTIONS!
Andrew Barrett read it. His jaw dropped and he stared at H. R. Then he declared with conviction: