No desert island life for me.

I never more shall go to sea.

No more in distant climes I’ll roam

But live with Friday, safe at home.

Yes, I’m Robinson Crusoe, a man of great genius, ’tis true.

I was shipwrecked once upon the waters blue.

Life is lonely, out on a desert isle,

So I’ll stay at home for the rest of my life—

At least, I’ll stay awhile.

Mother Goose: I’m sure I hope you will stay at home, Robinson.