We’re the pumpkins your family made into pies
And we really must say that a boy of your size
Ought to be so ashamed of himself—for you ate
Till there wasn’t a piece of pie left on the plate.
We hope you have a stomach ache—an awful stomach ache.
Enter Turkeys.
All:
Gobble, gobble, gobble,
Turkeys sad are we.
This glad Thanksgiving season