I’m wise, at least I understand.
You’d only be an honored guest.
In dolls—or friends—the old are best.
All: Well, perhaps you are right. It’s nice for Mary Alice, any way, isn’t it!
All sing—Air: AULD LANG SYNE.
Old dolls are like old friends the best
Because they’re tried and true
But we’ll be old dolls, too, some day,
Instead of fine and new.
Chorus: